Saturday, December 5, 2009

SlimFit Ad


This commercial by Slimfit is so cheesy I can't stand it! It features two actresses Priscilla Chan and Ong Ai Leng throwing cursory glances at each other's cleavages as they discuss how they amped up their bosom friends. Well first of all, the problem I have with these breast-enhancement ads is the way the breasts look - like chicken fillets tightly snuggled together. Totally unnatural. I wonder how much tissue paper they stuffed into the bra to make it look that way?!! wahhhaha, so mean rite! But seriously, if I were a potential customer, the way their breasts look would turn me off right away.

If you walk around the streets, who actually wears these type of dresses with their cleavage so tightly squeezed together like there is no tomorrow? I think the gals in the commercial could hardly breathe it must be a challenge not to look so uptight. But well, these are actresses we're talking about, not untrained   calafare.

Anyway, I don't think these sort of breast enhancement treatments work. Rather than pay $10k for 30 treatments, ladies looking to build their 'assets' should just consider Macrolane. That's a filler that's directly injected into the breasts. Beats traveling 30 times to some salon, get fixed up to some machine and undergo some masseur's kneading with no guarantee of results.

Update 4 Dec 09:

Still getting bombarded by Slimfit's Nano Technology for Breasts...

Can you imagine how a Singlish spoof on their ad would go:

Ong Ai Leng: Wah, someone throw away bra ah...why so wasted?
Priscilla: Yalor...now my boobs quite boomz mah. Bra too small liaoz thanks to Slimfit!
OAL: Eh, you also go ah? They quite good hor? (throws a glance at P's bosom friends)
P: Yah now mine big big. Wahlau I feel damn chio lor.
OAL: Me too, some more use herb only siah! Hurry hor..call slimfit now lor!

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