Yummy Sunday

Went to a really fun birthday party today. Here's the pretty host on the left. The other lady baked these delicious cupcakes with Mickey on them in every little girl's favourite colours!

Our gracious host even had a caricaturist on-site to draw us. Here's one of me looking cross-eyed!

Tiger got invited too. He's a very well-known dog, haha!! Unfortunately, I had to answer a lot of questions from very many people about his reproductive organs. 

Questions from little girls: "Does that mean he wants to pee? What is that red thing here? Where does the pee come from? What is that black thing below? Har, you mean that's the whole thing?? Then where does the poo poo come from?".

Then the ladies:"Does that mean he is feeling horny? Eeeewww, his pee thing is popping out again!"

It was a delicate task trying to explain that Tiger's pee pee makes random appearances involuntarily. His penis has a life of its own and he doesn't have absolute control over it. (haha kinda sounds like some men). It doesn't mean ANYTHING! Nope, he is not about to hump your leg or the nearest bitch!

Then here's me with my primary school best friend at Junction 8's CNY decoration after dinner, sucking in my tummy after slurping up Sharks Fin Soup in Casserole from  Crystal Jade. My friend here says it contains collagen and is not nutritionally-deficient (as I thought).

Tiger's Birthday Party

> It was quite a lot of fun at Tiger's birthday. We invited 4 other
> female dogs. They just happened to be female! I think the kids who
> were present had fun too. Besides food for the humans, the dogs got
> a party pack and got to dig into the birthday cake in the shape of a
> burger. I tasted it. Tastes good. No sugar and lactose. Ok, I know
> it's dog cake. But looking at how the dogs loved it, I had to try it
> for myself.
>
> Cleaning up was a chore though. Tiger went trigger happy with his
> urine. He normally doesn't pee at home. Not at all, but maybe he had
> to mark his territory. I was like a full-time nanny with rag in
> hand, waiting to clean up the next pool of urine. Bringing him
> downstairs to relieve himself didn't work. Looks like he saved the
> urine for a purpose.
>
> Was a happy day for Tiger, sniffing out the bitches' butts and
> getting snapped at. Mind you, these female dogs were no wimps. Maybe
> we'll try this dog party thing in 3 years' time. Enough time for us
> to recover from all the cleaning.