Falling apart!

Everything in my house is breaking down. Almost anyway. The Samsung microwave is at the service center awaiting spare parts from Korea. The Samsung printer's roller is faulty, but thankfully under guarantee. The fax machine is on strike (it may be a permanent one). The wireless router is cranky. Dav's handphone breathed its last today. And my sleek Ariston refrigerator thinks it's a beat box. And I dropped my Braun hairdryer again.

Just what is happening?? Other people come under spiritual attacks. We get electronic attacks.