The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
"How many watched President Obama's news conference last night?
He got a little testy there, you know.
When he was asked why he waited three days to speak out against the AIG bonuses,
Obama said he likes to know what he's talking about before he speaks.
So, yet another reversal of the Bush policies." --Jay Leno
"Obama was on TV saying Americans are angry.
We are angry, but we don't want a press conference.
We want to see Obama pelting AIG executives with a sock full of quarters shouting,
"Here's change we can believe in!" --Craig Ferguson
"The market rallied yesterday after the Treasury said it was going
to help banks sell off their toxic assets.
That's the big problem, banks can't sell toxic assets.
Well, duh. I mean, I'm no economist,
but maybe you should stop calling them toxic assets. Huh?
Isn't that like KFC advertising salmonella chicken?" --Jay Leno
Hope you enjoyed that...it's the financial crisis but lighten up, keep your chin up and ride through it all.
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