It's very easy to hunt a cute guy in Bintan Lagoon Resorts. They're all over the place in fact. All you need is sharp vision and patience cos they're very good at camouflage. How to spot them? They're usually in lime green trunks, and nothing else (to show off their toned uppers and pectorals). Some of the vain ones may wear accessories like Oakley sunglasses or shark tooth necklaces and some actually wear flip flops like the rest of the Singaporean civilization. For the really cute ones, you'd have to brave the sea cliffs and bushes. Leave no stone unturned in your quest!
Now, a cute guy is usually very reluctant to be caught so they squirm and try to get away when you get a hold of them. All you need to do is force-kiss them, after which they will be under your spell and do your bidding.
Take heart! It gets easier to force-kiss them as they get nearer to you and succumb to your girrrl-power! Or eau de parfum, whichever is stronger!
There! Mission accomplished! You've got your man!
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