Joke

Here's the joke of the day....have a good laugh!



Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. We were only in
there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a dumb ass. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a shit head.  He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We try to have a little fun each day
now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Time for a laugh

Time for a silly joke...

A man and his wife waged cold war after a massive fight.
The next day the man had to be at the airport at 8am. Since they were not on talking terms, he wrote a note on a piece of paper and put it on his wife's pillow when he went to bed.
When he woke up in the morning, he was flabbergasted that it was already 9am. "That wretched woman didn't wake me up!" he thought. Then he noticed a piece of paper on his pillow. It said, "Moron...so late already still don't want to wake up!"

Political Jokes

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"How many watched President Obama's news conference last night?
He got a little testy there, you know.
When he was asked why he waited three days to speak out against the AIG bonuses,
Obama said he likes to know what he's talking about before he speaks.
So, yet another reversal of the Bush policies." --Jay Leno

"Obama was on TV saying Americans are angry.
We are angry, but we don't want a press conference.
We want to see Obama pelting AIG executives with a sock full of quarters shouting,
"Here's change we can believe in!" --Craig Ferguson

"The market rallied yesterday after the Treasury said it was going
to help banks sell off their toxic assets.
That's the big problem, banks can't sell toxic assets.
Well, duh. I mean, I'm no economist,
but maybe you should stop calling them toxic assets. Huh?
Isn't that like KFC advertising salmonella chicken?" --Jay Leno


Hope you enjoyed that...it's the financial crisis but lighten up, keep your chin up and ride through it all.