Who Wants to Be a Cleaner?

Consider this article published in The Straits Times on Tuesday, 13 Jan 2009

SEOUL - A JOBLESS scientist in South Korea with a doctorate in physics applied for a street sweeper's job amid the economic slump but failed the physical, local officials said on Tuesday.

The 36-year-old was among 63 applicants - eleven of them university graduates - for five openings in Seoul's Gangseo district. But brawn overcame brains as far as the scientist was concerned.

Applicants had to carry two sandbags each weighing 20 kg over their shoulders to simulate stacking garbage bags, before dashing back and forth over 25 metres with another sandbag on their shoulder.

The scientist, identified only as Mr Kim, was three seconds too slow in the dash, Chung Young-Ik, an official in charge, told AFP.

'I carded in poor results,' a dejected Mr Kim told journalists. The district office said an average 12.6 people vied for each sweeper's job this year compared to eight last year.

T he 33 million won (S$37,231) average starting salary for a sweeper is more than fresh graduates earn in large businesses, Mr Chung said. The job is also very secure, allowing people to work until they turn 60.

South Korea's economy generated 78,000 new jobs in November, down from 97,000 created the previous month, as companies avoid hiring amid the ongoing economic slump, the National Statistics Office said.

Job growth has been one of the top priorities for the government of President Lee Myung-bak, who took office in February. Mr Lee has said he aims to create around 200,000 new jobs annually.

So actually in Singapore, when our locals say that they do not want "unglam" jobs like cleaner, waiter and long hours like retail service staff, even in bad economic times like this, all they mean is that the pay package is not like Korea's. Who needs to be a rocket scientist to earn big bucks? Being a cleaner is not so bad eh, some more got job security. Eat your words mom! If I didn't study hard, I'll end up being a cleaner eh?! I might not even get that job even if i got a doctorate!

Now the only thing is that killer job interview! You might just break your back carrying 40kg of sand. If you survive, the job's not even yours. You'll have to content with other people who can race faster than you. This is truly survival of the fittest in the literal sense.

Tragedy for the white tigers in Singapore

Update:

Here's a shocking video I found taken by a zoo visitor. It is quite scary to watch the attack as a video versus static images that were published. None of these images showed the tigers actually biting into the man. While I wrote quite a flippant entry, reality sank in after watching this video. It really is a tragedy that someone chose such a painful way to die. Or that he even resorted to commit suicide in the first place. After all, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Written earlier on 13th Nov 2008:
Shock is an understatement when I read about white tigers in Singapore Zoological Gardens killing a man. As the story went, this young cleaner Nordin Bin Montong, 32, tried to 'commit suicide' by leaping heroically into the tigers' enclosure with the tools of his trade, then brandished his broom like some kind of sword to agitate the tigers.

This story sort of put Singapore Zoo into the international headlines. Wah, imagine this actually happening in sane and sedate, sheltered Singapore!! I kinda feel sorry for the tigers. If you just read the headlines, you'd think that these tigers were a bunch of ferocious wild cats hungry for some action when in fact they were "victims" of this cleaner guy who selfishly made use of them to plot his own tragic death.

So as the story continues, this Montong started screaming when the kitties came along to have a closer look at his antics. He then comically put his bright yellow pail over his head...like some white knight in shining armor from the medieval times...and... curled up on the ground in cowardice. Okay, I am being quite mean to this poor dead man, but before trying to kill himself in such a highly-publicized way, shouldn't he have thought about the pain and how famous he may get from bad press? What a way to go! If I had to choose a way to die, maybe something boring like pills, or carbon monoxide would do.

Kudos to the zoo for feeding the cats well. Otherwise, it wouldn't just be mauling.. it would be a dream come true for gore freaks.

For more on the story, visit http://ahgonghippo.wordpress.com/2008/11/14/cleaner-killed-by-singapore-zoo-white-tigers/